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Poetry Contest :   Talk Your Talk - Earth Day Jibba Jabba

Who: You write some poetry and show up to recite it to a bunch of people.

What: Write some poetry about Earth Day.

When: Saturday April 21, 2007

Where: Show up at the New Acropolis Cultural Centre, 596 MacLaren Street, Ottawa

Why: If you win, you get a free course in Comparative Philosophy of East and West. It’s a weekly one-night course lasting approximately three months, worth $240.00.

How: You will be judged pretty much at random by how much the crowd in attendance applauds you. So if you bring lots of friends and stack the audience, more power to you.